The critical question...

Sen. Jeff Sessions. Judge Sotomayor...
Sotomayor. Yes, Senator Sessions.
Sessions. There are a lot of questions I want to ask...
Sotomayor. Ask away, my life is an open book.
Sessions. Very well... Which is better: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire or Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince?
Sotomayor. Book or movie?
Sessions. Book.
Sotomayor. British version or American version?
Sessions. American, obviously.
Sotomayor. Neither.
(Gasp from the onlookers, even the people yelling about abortion)
Sessions. What was that?
Sotomayor. Neither.
Sessions. Please explain yourself.
Sotomayor. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
(Huge uproar)
Everyone. What? hub hub hub hub hub hub...
Sessions. You are bold, Sotomayor... and a very polarizing person... I cannot support you, and your love for teen angst.
Sotomayor. I stand by my choice. It is our choices, Senator Sessions, who define who we truly are.
Sessions. Well played.